The Call of the Wild
Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010Do you know how I know it is hunting season?
All of my neighbors are practicing with their duck calls.
And it is driving my four-year-old black lab, Storm, crazy!
This is a dog who tried to eat my dining room table and my coffee table when he was teething. This is a dog who has been known to drag me across the street. This is a very strong dog who loves to chase squirrels and cats.
But when he hears a call being used, the dog goes nuts. My husband was given a four-part call that can work on four different species of fowl. The other day, he took his call outside in the gangway between our house and the neighbor’s to try it out.
Of course Storm heard it. And my lovely dog began to howl. He wanted to be where that thing was and he howled in the most forlorn manner that a dog can howl. There were tones of longing and sadness that he wasn’t where that call was hiding. Roy Orbison could have gotten a song out of that howl.
Plus, he was running about the house trying to find the source of the sound. He ran up the stairs and down again. Through the dining room and into the kitchen. Only the possibility of dropped food made him stop for a moment. It was the shortest ‘food’ moment I ever saw the dog have. My husband came back in the house with a sheepish look on his face. As he should have.
If that was not bad enough, a week later I was walking the dog when someone a block over tried out their goose call. There was some calling out to me and perhaps some laughing. Not that I was really paying attention because I was HOLDING BACK EIGHTY POUNDS OF DOG. It took all of the strength I had and some that was stored up for a few years coming up.
But Storm was pulling and standing on two legs because he was trying to get a better look for the call. About a half a block later he finally got back on all fours and walked with me. But it was a quick walk, a look-around-and-see-what-you-can-see walk. A go-after-anything-you-see walk. I think I lost a whole pound during that walk so it was a little worthwhile.
Now that waterfowl season has started, I am wondering who else is going to try out their call to see how my dog responds to it. I want to write something mean about what I would do to that call but then if anything happened to some one’s call, the police would only look in one direction. Perhaps if I demonstrated what a call does to my dog, they would let me off the hook.
Maybe.
Karyn Bowman lives in Kankakee County with her outdoor writer husband and four children. Become friends with Karyn on Facebook or send an e-mail to momgoestothemovies@sbcglobal.net.

